Just found something I knew I had seen online at work about 3 or 4 years ago. It took 24 minutes, a cup o' noodle, an apple and a bathroom break, but I found it and I am overwhelmed with a sense of accomplishment.
In case you're wondering, this is what I was looking for:
I like it and I want one for myself. You can see my work in progress if you'd like. Feedback will be medium-appreciated, but only if it is 100% positive and not really critical at all. So, probably, don't.