I walk, children run

by Emma

As a Lady of Leisure, daily exercise is imperative. Mostly, to maintain one's girlish figure. No one loves a fat Lady of Leisure. She just looks lazy at that point.  

Otherly, to go outside. 


Whereas other Lady's of Leisure have tennis and a luncheon with other Lady's of Leisure, I have walking uphill to Trader Joe's and eating Reduced Guilt Potato Chips on the way back.

Mid-way through the bag and 1/3 of the way home, I cam across an elementary school cross-country team running up the hill. 

Reduced Guilt my ass. 


This hill is actually quite steep. I don't know why it looks flat right now. Also, ignore the kid in front obviously walking.