4 Ways I Celebrate Getting the Job I Wanted

1. Take off most of my clothes because negotiating over the phone makes me pretty sweaty.

2. Call my mom. Call my dad. Text my brother. IM my fiance-in-law. IM my boyfriend. IM my friend Patrick. Email my friend Katie. Update Facebook.

3. Google "how long to wait before updating LinkedIn with new job." (The forums are all over the board, but most say sometime in the first two weeks of new employment, in case you were wondering.)

4. Eat a bagel.