My version of this woman's song to her pet is as follows:
"Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far Frida"
Obviously to the tune of Psycho Killer. Obviously just that one line of it. Obviously over and over again.
Other less sing-song terms of endearment include:
Frida Frida Pumpkin Eat-a
Farta (only when she's farting)
Paul Walker (only when she's walking around a lot)