...that doorknobs will be banned in Vancouver, Canada
In other news, my sure-thing job turned out to be a not-so-sure-thing job, and I am officially, for the first time since September 2009, unemployed! Phone interview next week. Fingers crossed, please.
My fledgling excitement re: my nest egg of a zulily IPO is indeed fledgling compared to the nest mansion of certain members of the zulily tech team.
This seems mean...but I am laughing so hard I am crying in public. A video montage of beautiful people who think they are posing for a picture, but it's actually film. Oh the faces.
A conversation with my barista, who I think might hate me:
Barista: how is your day going?
Me: oh, it's just starting.
Me: how is yours?
Barista: well it certainly isn't just starting.
How do yarmulkes stay on? These jokers can't seem to provide a clear answer.
Yesterday I pitched a story about dog poop to a hip blog. Haven't heard back, and not sure I will.