There's a certain sort of relief you only feel when you let out a big fart right before someone else walks into the bathroom.
I Was a Mouth Model
a.k.a. peach fuzzin'
Vasovagal Episode
When you hit your elbow and it gives you a concussion.
Stuck in the South
Weird Things My Friend's New Roommate Does
"He also leaves the kitchen garbage can in the middle of the kitchen floor. I thought it was there just from the mess of me moving in or something. So I moved it to the end of the counter. And he moved it back to the middle of the kitchen floor. Twice."
It Said So On the Label: Curling Iron
And other things too?
Erect
A pert shirt knot.
Summer Cocktail
Please ignore my giantess hand.
Please ignore my giantess hand.
About six months ago I decided to grow out the bangs I have had on-and-off for 12 years. This seemed simple enough. Bangs are supposed to be the fastest growing part of your hair, and since I was going to lop off about 10 inches of hard-earned length, I figured my goal of an all-one-length long bob à la this girl on Pinterest was mere weeks away.
But now it's two months until my brother's no-bangs-updo-please wedding and I am stuck in the above dumpy, middle-of-the-face length. Seriously stuck. My hair dresser told me at my rate I have about six to eight months before I'm at my Pinterest goal. Bring on the supplements.
My Hair-Growing Cocktail
1 capsule viviscal
1 capsule biotin
every day
Only two ingredients ... it's the rum and coke of the hair world.
Bobby
It has taken me no less than 26 years, 10 months and 20-some odd days to learn that the wavy half of the bobby pin goes down, not up.
It's a familiar dance
