But sometimes, you just want to enjoy your cereal in fat silence.
Are there many that aren't?
And other things too?
MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WHAT?!
I wonder if the label used to say America's French Fabric.
(Is what I would say if this was 2006 and riffing on freedom fries was still relevant at all. Which it obviously isn't. Carry on, folks. Carry on.)
I'm supposed to call to learn about my promo code?
A copywriter was actually paid to come up with the description "water beverage." THIS COULD BE ME!